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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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