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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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