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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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