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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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