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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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