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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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