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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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