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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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