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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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