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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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