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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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