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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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