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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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