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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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