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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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