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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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