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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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