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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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