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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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