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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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