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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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