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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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