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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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