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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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