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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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