Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.