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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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