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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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