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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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