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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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