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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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