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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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