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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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