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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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