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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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