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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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