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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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