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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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