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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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