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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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