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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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