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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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