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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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