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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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