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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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