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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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