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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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