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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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