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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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