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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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