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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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