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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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