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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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