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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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